Skip to content | Skip to navigation


Select your language


What is told…

The first reports on those nowerdays outlawed as Magnificent Heroes go back far into mankind's history. Noone knows where they are from, but older than God they have to be.

Amateur photography from Loch NessBefore they returned in 1999—the year of Satan—they have been suspected many historical events. Some years ago they were allegedely sighted in Norway, where they were made responsible for church fires and the creation of Black Metal.

Their alleged sifting was told so many times in the past. It says that were seen in Loch Ness as a beast with ten horns and seven heads, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion.

Woodcut of the accused Magnificent HeroesTheir time was the Middle Age which they drew with their acts. They created the plaque and let the Christian crusades fail. All attempts to punish them for their offences failed. On the stake only their chains burned, the executioners only hacked into their own extremities on the attempt to behead them, after each drowning they purchased after three days and dissapeared without trace.

Today they are living deep inside the woods and their favourite occupations are to slaughter lambs, to sacrifice virgins, to burn Christian music CDs and to urinate into holy water.

Beware of them, with a single glance they turn all life into salt columns.

The latest news

Our next appearances



Skip to content | Skip to navigation